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I could spend a minute writing a decent description of myself so you could understand me better. But fuck, are you worth my time?


I find it weird when friends hook up.
I find it weird when two people you’ve introduced become better friends than you expected.
I find it weird when friends develop feelings for people I used to date.
I find it weird when people I used to date start dating other people.
I find it weird when people don’t eventually end up being the person they projected themselves to you as.
I know I’m an extremely possessive person. I annoy myself.
If I were a kid with 10 toys and I met a poor african kid who’s never had a toy, I’d give him none.